Fable of the Naked Baby Butt

Once upon a time there was a mommy of 4 kids who wasn't feeling too very well one day. She had alot to do and no energy to do it. She fed her kids leftovers for dinner, cuz she didn't feel like cooking, even after spending the day "resting" on the couch. Then, being Wednesday, it was time for chuch. She probably would have skipped this week, except that she had promised to help the Young Women with a craft project. So, she piles the kids into the car and off they go. Once they got to church, the older boy went off to Cub Scouts and Mom took the girls with to Young womens. The girls didn't want to stay so she let them go to the nursery to play. But the youngest 3 year old girl didn't want to behave, so Mom found an older 10 yo girl to watch her for $1. After about 30 minuets the older girl came and told the mom, "I took the baby tinkle, but she took her pants and undies and put them in to the toilet." So, mom runs out to the car and realizes her baggie with spare pants and undies are in the van and she has her sons car this evening. She hurries to the ladies room and has her 7yo daughter giver her sweater to the mom. Mom wraps the sweater around baby's waist and zips it up into a makeshift skirt. Making her appoligies she leaves with the kids and goes home to deal with the naked butt baby. The moral of the story.....make sure ALL your vehicles have spare pants for your naughty babys! LOL....Love, Kai! PS.....she's naked as I type...this kids just won't keep her pants on! UGH!!!....LOL